Oh it's just a nosebleed! Honest it is, it will stop in a couple of days.

...

Why can't i fall asleep?

interesting (discusting) thought

If, as on that famed Martha Stewart episode of South Park, i vomit poop out of my mouth as a result of sitting on/injesting turkeys through my bum, does that mean my period will also come out my nose?

That's just gross.